Rise & shine, Honey! Look, who's here? Uncle-freaking-Summer's back!
Would you- judging from the heat around you- believe if I told you that there are parts of this country, where March is generally considered to be a "lukewarm" month.
LUKEWARM?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
No wonder the Rain God took pity and showered us with some consolatory early showers. You could almost hear him saying- "Here, my children. Wet yourselves with these raindrops. Because in a week's time, Sun God is going to go all bazooka on your petite, little ass!"
You open the door; room temperature soars by 15 degrees in a matter of seconds. You look outside the window; your eyes are glassed by the streaming Sun. You step outside your home; you are showered with buckets of sun-rays. You pick an ice-cream up from the cold container; by the time you're done with the payment, you will be staring at a naked stick with all the ice and all the cream dripping at your elbow! The whole ridiculous situation reminds you of that famous Bhojpuri Song- "Haath me danda"
SUMMER SUCKS BIG TIME!
And it's not helping when all the FEMINA MISS INDIA-2014 finalists decide to do the parading in saris, soaring the temperatures up by quite a few notches. Boy, do I have a thing for girls dressed in sarees. They look twice the woman with half the skin-show. What's sexier than that?
Don't trust me? Well... judge for yourselves!
Would you- judging from the heat around you- believe if I told you that there are parts of this country, where March is generally considered to be a "lukewarm" month.
LUKEWARM?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
No wonder the Rain God took pity and showered us with some consolatory early showers. You could almost hear him saying- "Here, my children. Wet yourselves with these raindrops. Because in a week's time, Sun God is going to go all bazooka on your petite, little ass!"
You open the door; room temperature soars by 15 degrees in a matter of seconds. You look outside the window; your eyes are glassed by the streaming Sun. You step outside your home; you are showered with buckets of sun-rays. You pick an ice-cream up from the cold container; by the time you're done with the payment, you will be staring at a naked stick with all the ice and all the cream dripping at your elbow! The whole ridiculous situation reminds you of that famous Bhojpuri Song- "Haath me danda"
SUMMER SUCKS BIG TIME!
And it's not helping when all the FEMINA MISS INDIA-2014 finalists decide to do the parading in saris, soaring the temperatures up by quite a few notches. Boy, do I have a thing for girls dressed in sarees. They look twice the woman with half the skin-show. What's sexier than that?
Don't trust me? Well... judge for yourselves!
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