There are knights, there are samurais, and there are the Ninjas. Uncountable childhood stories of them disappearing into thin air, leaping across moats, and throwing lethal star-blades from dark have influenced the work of world-famous anime' artists, who continue to draw heavy inspiration from the legends and folklore shrouding these mysterious figures.
They might not enjoy the glorious on-screen depiction as the other two, but Ninjas have a much stronger cult following of their own: the knights may be more flamboyant and the samurais more honoured, but when it comes to ruling the fertile adolescent minds, no one comes even close to the ninja. The extremely popular anime' character Ninja Hattori is just one example of hundreds.
Famed for their agility and prized for their deadly accuracy, it is however, their highly developed skills in spying that made the ninjas such an indispensable tactical force during the regime of the early Japanese Emperors. They were masters in espionage, although cases of them being assassins are not altogether unheard of.
Needless to say, their training consisted of various stealth-based techniques such as camouflage, assimilation, and intimidation. All these tricks are extremely time-taking to master and in today's times where everybody lives a fast-paced life, it may not be plausible for somebody to dedicate even a few hours, let alone years, to the rigorous training of Ninjutsu.
But as I had mentioned in the title itself, I am going to stick to my word and reveal the notoriously guarded secret of How to become a Ninja in five steps. Read on attentively, this article might not remain posted for long.
- Get yourself a suit made of black, slippery, water-proof material.
- Make it even slimier by either dousing it oil, grease or water.
- Get yourself a protective gear for your head- avoid taking any lethal blow.
- Get something that you can hide your face with- the primary objective is to be unrecognizable.
- You have to be dressed in black- Darkness is a ninja's best weapon.
In the end you will wind up looking like this, which is laavley, except for the only obvious observation that you could look like this on any rainy day with a raincoat on you. Just the way my friend does here.
GOT YOU!!! HA HA HA!
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