One of the best poems on globalization and global warming in India
On such a day, not very far away, a girl had asked a boy
Why does the Cloud, so large and loud, stay not and give some joy?
I know we two- just me and you- would love it stretch its stay
Why does it, not rest a bit, and play here if it may?
Would not it, with its lining lit, with silver hues and grey
Listen to us, indulge our fuss, and not turn its back away?
The boy turned his head, on his knee was laid, a book of colour green
"This very town, was once all brown, when the Cloud was here last seen"
It was basking, when it heard someone asking- "Won't you rain today?"
It was a farmer, with a voice like murmur, and something sad to say.
The land was dry, none knew why, and the Sun kept blazing all day
The air was hot, the well a blot, trees long wilted away
The Cloud felt sorrow, and on the morrow, blessed the town with rain.
Earth was drizzled, though the Sun sizzled, it was no longer a pain.
The trees sprung, the vines wrung, in the glory of water galore
The bells were rung, the songs were sung, taken from the farmer's lore
The lush green fields, came up with yields, and farmer began his prays
When the Cloud from above, through a cove, let just enough sunrays
The town now green, had begun to be seen, as a land of fruit and flower
The farmer had food, which was good, but now he needed power
Power is learning, the eternal yearning, so he sent his son to school.
So that he learns, and dutifully earns, using his mind as tool
But in school they taught, from this book I brought, things so hard and loud
It killed the thought, and the help we sought, of the loving Cloud
They quoted the book, with a smirky look, taught us to tell- "Go away"
On this day, Johnny wants to play, won't you listen to our say?
Hearing words so tart, with a heavy heart, the Cloud stopped to rain
The town cheered, the Cloud was jeered, and told not to come again
But without the Cloud, whatever was sowed, only lasted few days.
And all the books, with the clever nooks, couldn't give them new ways.
And back they fell, on the dying well, and drained all the water.
But the wells ran dry, finally all did cry, for some heavenly patter
But twice shy the cloud, who now only bowed, and flew off without a trace
And shamed of their folly, of rebuking the Holy, for the worst did they brace.
And we both just will, have to climb this hill, to take back pails of water
As the land is dry, now we know why- our fathers hated pitter-patter
Now the cloud sails, ignoring the wails, of those who beg in vain
Drought or drown, it skips this town; it now only stops in Spain.
Why does the Cloud, so large and loud, stay not and give some joy?
I know we two- just me and you- would love it stretch its stay
Why does it, not rest a bit, and play here if it may?
Would not it, with its lining lit, with silver hues and grey
Listen to us, indulge our fuss, and not turn its back away?
The boy turned his head, on his knee was laid, a book of colour green
"This very town, was once all brown, when the Cloud was here last seen"
It was basking, when it heard someone asking- "Won't you rain today?"
It was a farmer, with a voice like murmur, and something sad to say.
The land was dry, none knew why, and the Sun kept blazing all day
The air was hot, the well a blot, trees long wilted away
The Cloud felt sorrow, and on the morrow, blessed the town with rain.
Earth was drizzled, though the Sun sizzled, it was no longer a pain.
The trees sprung, the vines wrung, in the glory of water galore
The bells were rung, the songs were sung, taken from the farmer's lore
The lush green fields, came up with yields, and farmer began his prays
When the Cloud from above, through a cove, let just enough sunrays
The town now green, had begun to be seen, as a land of fruit and flower
The farmer had food, which was good, but now he needed power
Power is learning, the eternal yearning, so he sent his son to school.
So that he learns, and dutifully earns, using his mind as tool
But in school they taught, from this book I brought, things so hard and loud
It killed the thought, and the help we sought, of the loving Cloud
They quoted the book, with a smirky look, taught us to tell- "Go away"
On this day, Johnny wants to play, won't you listen to our say?
Hearing words so tart, with a heavy heart, the Cloud stopped to rain
The town cheered, the Cloud was jeered, and told not to come again
But without the Cloud, whatever was sowed, only lasted few days.
And all the books, with the clever nooks, couldn't give them new ways.
And back they fell, on the dying well, and drained all the water.
But the wells ran dry, finally all did cry, for some heavenly patter
But twice shy the cloud, who now only bowed, and flew off without a trace
And shamed of their folly, of rebuking the Holy, for the worst did they brace.
And we both just will, have to climb this hill, to take back pails of water
As the land is dry, now we know why- our fathers hated pitter-patter
Now the cloud sails, ignoring the wails, of those who beg in vain
Drought or drown, it skips this town; it now only stops in Spain.
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Funniest reviews of 'Humshakals' in India (latest): Reviews of Transformers: Age of extinction: Reviews of Ek Villain
I had gone to see 'Humshakals' recently- yes, I had- and I remember appreciating Tamannah looking like a Sugar Babe, hopping around in that racy, pink number on 'Caller Tune'. I also remember appreciating the choreographer, who had created a catchy step that even those of us born with two left feet can follow. And that... That was the exact moment when the first yawn hit me. And then some more.
Between slit eyelids, I vaguely remember comparing Bipasha Basu with "Morticia Addams in shorts", and barely register some recalling of saying that Ram Kapoor prancing in bikinis on a beach could be the reason behind the next Lunar Eclipse, but by that time, I was leaning hard on my friend's sleeve, snoring in a pool of drool.
I had heard that film is a powerful medium and it can stir strong emotions in you like Hatred, Sorrow, Melancholy and Love, but we might just be the one proud nation in the entire world that has borne a new-age genius, who can stir another incredibly powerful emotion- Fatigue. And never before in my entire life, had an AC theater been so sleep-inducing. Thank you, Messrs. Sajid Khan, for drowsing and dousing our lives in equal measures
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But the worst was still in store. I had reached Bhubaneswar yesterday after a long, grueling week and decided to check out one of the latest releases- "Transformers: Age of Extinction"
I could crash Facebook writing on "Transformers: Age of Extinction", but let me save you from the wrath of my fury by explaining, in a just a few words, what the movie-watching experience was:
Plug a pair of speakers to your laptop, rock the volume-knob to the highest notch and start playing "Du hast mich" by Rammstein and "Gloomy Sunday" by Rezső Seress at the same time. Now run around the entire room tossing a few steel pots and pans in the air every ten seconds, and let them crash on to the concrete floor. Get a hot-ass babe in shorts to join you, and there you have- The Complete Recipe'; The Comprehensive "Transformers" experience.
P.S- When the lights were switched-on at the 'assumed' interval, the guy sitting beside me looked at me and said- "Wow, man. That's a mighty impressive face tattoo. Respect"
The "tattoo" was actually a network of veins on my forehead, standing taut and about to pop
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With such a bitter after-taste, I said to myself- " 'Ek Villain' can NOT be worse", and walked into the theater.
In the first ten minutes, I had come to the conclusion that this movie's infinitely more enjoyable if seen with the psycho-sexual subtext. Here's a husband who limps, in every possible way, in front of his wife and compensates for this alpha-male emasculation by plunging something long and hard inside other ladies. Here it is a screw-driver, but it could very well be a phallic symbol for... you know.
Sidhharth Malhotra might never get over the fact that his only achievement could be exuding an 'Alok Nath' kind of amiable warmth on-screen, with the milk-of-human-kindness in his bosom. Here, you could practically taste the straining and huffing he does to get into the character of a tough guy. Sincere effort, but as they say- no cigar.
And I might sound like a tough oak here, but for a victim who dies in the first five minutes of the movie, it's actually Shraddha Kapoor who kills the movie. And not in a good way. The relentless chatter she unleashes on us is supposed to create the mental picture of a sweet-melancholy girl. But the image it manages to create is that of Arnab Goswami in drag.
But Riteish does take you by surprise. And the credit goes to Mohit Suri here, for casting him against type. In fact, everybody seems to be cast against type except, of course, Kamaal R Khan, who's as obnoxious here as that lecher journalist in Asshiqui-2.(Spelling mistake, deliberate)
After watching these three movies, I could recall another famous scene from yet another movie, where a character sitting in the darkness, would be glum-fully asking to himself- "Hum jeeyein, ki nahin jeeyein?"
Between slit eyelids, I vaguely remember comparing Bipasha Basu with "Morticia Addams in shorts", and barely register some recalling of saying that Ram Kapoor prancing in bikinis on a beach could be the reason behind the next Lunar Eclipse, but by that time, I was leaning hard on my friend's sleeve, snoring in a pool of drool.
I had heard that film is a powerful medium and it can stir strong emotions in you like Hatred, Sorrow, Melancholy and Love, but we might just be the one proud nation in the entire world that has borne a new-age genius, who can stir another incredibly powerful emotion- Fatigue. And never before in my entire life, had an AC theater been so sleep-inducing. Thank you, Messrs. Sajid Khan, for drowsing and dousing our lives in equal measures
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But the worst was still in store. I had reached Bhubaneswar yesterday after a long, grueling week and decided to check out one of the latest releases- "Transformers: Age of Extinction"
I could crash Facebook writing on "Transformers: Age of Extinction", but let me save you from the wrath of my fury by explaining, in a just a few words, what the movie-watching experience was:
Plug a pair of speakers to your laptop, rock the volume-knob to the highest notch and start playing "Du hast mich" by Rammstein and "Gloomy Sunday" by Rezső Seress at the same time. Now run around the entire room tossing a few steel pots and pans in the air every ten seconds, and let them crash on to the concrete floor. Get a hot-ass babe in shorts to join you, and there you have- The Complete Recipe'; The Comprehensive "Transformers" experience.
P.S- When the lights were switched-on at the 'assumed' interval, the guy sitting beside me looked at me and said- "Wow, man. That's a mighty impressive face tattoo. Respect"
The "tattoo" was actually a network of veins on my forehead, standing taut and about to pop
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With such a bitter after-taste, I said to myself- " 'Ek Villain' can NOT be worse", and walked into the theater.
In the first ten minutes, I had come to the conclusion that this movie's infinitely more enjoyable if seen with the psycho-sexual subtext. Here's a husband who limps, in every possible way, in front of his wife and compensates for this alpha-male emasculation by plunging something long and hard inside other ladies. Here it is a screw-driver, but it could very well be a phallic symbol for... you know.
Sidhharth Malhotra might never get over the fact that his only achievement could be exuding an 'Alok Nath' kind of amiable warmth on-screen, with the milk-of-human-kindness in his bosom. Here, you could practically taste the straining and huffing he does to get into the character of a tough guy. Sincere effort, but as they say- no cigar.
And I might sound like a tough oak here, but for a victim who dies in the first five minutes of the movie, it's actually Shraddha Kapoor who kills the movie. And not in a good way. The relentless chatter she unleashes on us is supposed to create the mental picture of a sweet-melancholy girl. But the image it manages to create is that of Arnab Goswami in drag.
But Riteish does take you by surprise. And the credit goes to Mohit Suri here, for casting him against type. In fact, everybody seems to be cast against type except, of course, Kamaal R Khan, who's as obnoxious here as that lecher journalist in Asshiqui-2.(Spelling mistake, deliberate)
After watching these three movies, I could recall another famous scene from yet another movie, where a character sitting in the darkness, would be glum-fully asking to himself- "Hum jeeyein, ki nahin jeeyein?"
Thoughts on overcrowded streets of India and India's traffic problem
Well, well! Now if this isn't the Mother of all coincidences!
When the entire town was busy with (in the following order) either updating their FB profiles, checking up with their relatives, pissing their pants, or generally being a wuss in the throes of the earthquake, I was comfortably nestled in one of those comfy seats of a movie theater, watching the Daddy of all monsters, Godzilla give some serious mouth-to-mouth to a very distressed creature.
And the scene was an absolute 'blast' in every possible way; the entire hall shook from the thud and crash and unknown to me, the world outdoors was experiencing similar tremors as well!
But the fact that the day would be no ordinary one made itself clear when I was walking out of the theatre. I was standing there at the gates, when an auto-rickshaw rode past me and parked right in front. I watched, wide-eyed with sheer disbelief, as about half a village came out of that vehicle. One. Two. Three... Six. Seven... I lost the will to count after 10, and yet, guy after guy kept tumbling out. And they came in all shapes and sizes, too.
The Man of the family was the last to get out, with his daughter's elbow shoved upto his throat, and a slipper in his arm-pits. I looked at this family that was half the population of Somalia, and for a second, thought that maybe this was a congregation visiting the nearest church. But then, nobody was saying "Father"; it was all a barrage of "Papa!"
I walked upto the driver of the auto-rickshaw who was now, quite understandably, facing some issues with re-starting the vehicle. He told me that atleast five of them had traveled horizontally. I asked him whether he had experienced the earthquake. He said- "Yeah, for the past 30 minutes." and then began muttering curses under his breath in a steady torrent.
And boy... you should have heard that rap- the vocabulary was simply out of this world, and the lines were quite innovative too. He had cleverly replaced the 'mother' word with 'father' in all his curses (which strangely felt justified to me) and kept raining abuses till his heart, or his jaw, hurt from any further venting
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Latest Question Sets for Campus Recruitment 2014: Latest English questions on Verbal Ability and Reading Comprehension.
Hi, friends!
As of now, here's the Question Set. It's short, it's witty, it's insane, and as always, it's so damn simple! Go bonkers!
The answers, along with their justification, will be issued in the next post. Till then- au revoir
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Latest pictures of haunted places in Odisha: Latest haunted places in Odisha
What if you drop off the edge of your bed one night, and instead of hitting the hard concrete floor, keep free-falling through a dark, scary tunnel until you land in an underworld, where the sweetest dreams from your childhood co-exist with some of your worst nightmares?
Spooky, isn't it? Well, the trip (in every sense of the word) had just begun for me. It was 11 'o' clock by my watch, when my bike was zooming off the highway down a dirt road. I was about 174 kilometers off the nearest NH and hadn't reached my destination yet.
"I'll take you there, but let me warn you- you are about to visit a place you wouldn't ever dream of visiting again." was my guide's terse warning over the phone when I had called him the day prior to the journey. He's a government-service employee at the nearest town and hence, could receive my call; the place I was headed to apparently has no cellular towers.
These words of his kept playing on in my mind as my bike growled into the heart of the forest. I finally shook off all thoughts of the consequences and looked around. The forest was as silent as the bottom of a well. I turned a corner and suddenly spotted a group of women with brass pots on their heads. I greeted them, and in a mischievous turn, honked my horn at them.
To my sheer astonishment, they scattered away like ravens on hearing the horn! They kept shrieking at the sight of me as if I were some unearthly being! Later, while we were riding off to his place, I narrated this incident to my guide. He gave a hearty laugh and said:
"Well, that's an improvement! Believe it or not, there was a time when these people used to be afraid of walking on pitch roads!"
Haunted places in Odisha: Everybody had disappeared on hearing the sound of the approaching bike This road has never been used by the villagers. Reason? They ate simply scared of it. |
It was overcast when I reached his place and as soon as I stepped inside his home, which was more of a glorified hut, the clouds opened up and rain came pelting down. With the dust and dirt washed away, the newly-laid roads started giving a pitch-black luster. It was amusing to me that these very roads were tricking me by mirages before sometime, and are now shining like jet-ribbons in the rain.
My host was now busy with a visitor who had called upon him to see if he can borrow some kerosene. The electricity supply was down, the lantern was up, and I was sitting inside the hut staring out of the window at the heavy downpour of rain, while slowly sipping from my cup some kind of hot, root-heavy drink that tasted neither of tea nor coffee, but of wood-dust roasted over slow flame.
During the course of a casual chat, the visitor asked me a strange question- "Tumar sahar ar luko ga naago saap ar mani dekhchanti je?" (Have you town-dwellers ever seen such a thing as- "naag-mani"?).
I nodded my head in the negative but I said to myself- "Oh, come on... naag-mani, eh? I agree that this drink tastes funny but I'm not high on this junk, okay? So let's get rid of the horse..."
Even before my thought had concluded, we had all become passive listeners to an animated narrator, who had started a shocking chain of conversation, replete with such gory details that at one point of time, I was about to yell- "STOP!"
But the air was cold, the room was dark, the rain was pouring still... the forces of nature were at their peak. He asked me if I would be interested to hear a tale. I wanted him to stop; all I could manage was to helplessly nod and lead him on. A loud thunder rumbled in the distance.
He continued-
"So, what you do is- you capture a banded krait alive, then thrash the living lights out of it till it's half dead (I was about to throw up at this juncture). You put this half-dead snake in an earthen pot that has been soaked in water for 48 hours. Cover the rim with an earthen lid and weigh it down with something heavy- a mortar/pestle will do fine.
Next, you place this pot on an open-fire. The snake's supposed to thrash about inside the pot for its life in about ten minutes but you are not to interfere in this "sacrifice". It will soon stop thrashing around so just let it get charred completely. Once done, you can open up the lid and start scraping the ashes.
You are most certain to find a shiny, effulgent object in the ashes- that's a naag-mani for you. The old saying goes that the possessor of this invaluable stone claims enough power to be the ruler of the universe."
I was listening intently, with wood-logs from the nearby fire-lit stove crackling away. The rains were lashing against the roof, the gray skies occasionally lighting up bright-pink from a giant flash of lightning.
And there I was- a rational, city-bred, well-educated and well-read guy from the urbane life, giving away to these tales of folklore. But then, rational thoughts had no place in a fantasy-driven world like this. It was a feeling impossible to describe- it's almost as if you have one foot sunk in reality and the other foot floating away towards a fantasy world... dragging the rest of your body along its stream.
A return from this place in this gale was impossible. My host realized this and was generous to offer me an over-night stay at his place. "Moreover", he added, "there's more where that story came from". With this bait thrown, he knew I had to bite it. Overnight stay it was.
Haunted places in Odisha: A candle-lit dinner (with me) to anyone who can tell me what's this picture all about. |
I woke up early the next morning. My host had refreshments ready and after a light breakfast, we started on a casual morning stroll. The sun was shining and the raindrops caught in the leaves were glowing like gems.
A few steps down the road, we could see a much elderly person walking towards us. My guy later told me that he was the oldest living person in the village. After a brief introduction, this old man points to this tree and says:
"We call it the "unaasi brukhsya", which translates to " the fruitless tree". They use the same phrase to describe infertile women here. This tree here has never bloomed one leaf. As per legend, you can find crows perching on it (only crows, mind you) and a few rats gnawing at its roots, but this tree hasn't fallen in years. If at all, it has gained height and casts a shadow even on a moonless night. "Were anybody to stand in the shadow of this tree that time, ..."
He didn't complete the sentence and I asked him no further.
These are swings now, but the story behind these structures isn't so jovial. These arches used to be hanging-frames for women and men (but predominantly women) who were suspected of sorcery. They were hanged with their toe-nails just about scraping the earth beneath.
If they were to stretch downwards even an inch to support the weight of their bodies on their toes, their necks would be snapped off their spines, and they would thrash about in the throes of an extremely prolonged and painful death. Many people preferred to use their toes in digging a hole beneath their feet to speed up the hanging.
It was pitch dark by now. Electricity loves playing peek-a-boo in these parts, and owing to the absolute silence that is cast in the absence of vehicles, crowds or television, I could hear sounds that I had thought to be extinct by now- toads croaking in the forests, owls hooting away, birds chirping in their nests, even hyenas giggling away in the distance. it was a surreal experience- something that I won't recommend, but won't altogether strike off as well.
Why Whatsapp scares the shit out of me: The biggest disadvantages of Whatsapp
NEWS FLASH OF THE DAY!!!
After resisting tremendous amounts of coaxing, persuasion- even downright humiliation- for a long period of time, I finally caved in and broke my Whatsapp virginity today. Seemed the right kind of day for it, too.
Those who know, know that even if I am officially declaring it now, I had actually signed up with Whatsapp last year, but have been using the service only for the past few days- trying to test the murky waters before taking a full-blooded plunge into yet another world of social-networking.
After trying it out dedicatedly, I would say in conclusion, that it's quite an intriguing little thing- equal parts addictive, equal parts seductive, equal parts annoying, and equal parts dangerous****. Reminds me of Mata Hari.
The addictive and seductive part is there for everybody to see, so no point in expanding upon that thought. The annoying part (atleast for me) was that there's NO SIGN-OUT! Anybody can send me a message anytime he/she wants and if I can't reply, I am the one in danger of getting labelled a 'sourpuss' and a 'drama queen'.
RAP SONGS IN INDIA: LYRICS FOR RAP SONGS IN INDIA
I have a friend in Hyderabad who's a DJ in some club. When I had met him on my recent trip to the city, he asked me to pen down a few lines for him to rap during the songs' interludes. The crowd loved it. I hope you guys do too.
*Warning- The subject material is serious, the lyrics dark, and language very coarse. If you are looking for something more sugary, steer away.
Here it goes:-
Remember when you told me how's the world so cool?
And how everybody's in it to win and rule
And then the way you'd always point at me and say-
"Don't worry kid, someday you'll have your day"
Remember the time you thought I was sun & moon?
And now, to you I am just another fucking loon
Just what makes you think I got you down?
Is it coz I ain't an ass-kisser in a fancy gown?
Remember the time I played, and you clapped & cheered?
And now you crush my heart when you say I'm weird
Which brings me down to asking you this thing-
If you didn't want me, what made you wear a fucking ring?
And give me, of all things, my fucked-up life
Which is full of this trash, unending strife
My mother's gone, and so's your wife
And your words cut in like a knife
You are left without a companion, I get you are bitter
But look across the table; I ain't no better
You leave with your friends, for times that are sweeter
And leave to me rut in this screwed-up gutter!
And I meet two-faced people who always say-
"Oh, don't worry, kid, you'll still have your day"
To all those oily bitches who wish me luck
All I wanna say to them is - "Fuckitty-fuck!"
I don't wanna your luck, your false sympathy!
You slimy-faced buggers! You're shit! You're naathin'!
I just wanna live my life, is it so tough?
To just let me live for once- free and rough?
Or you wanna me to dress in a coat and gown?
So that you hold your head high in the town?
And when the sun finally goes sinking down
I look in the mirror; all I see is a fucking clown
What makes you think amounts to success?
Is it money in the banks, life lived to excess?
What about how I want to live?
Or is it that, like mommy, you wanna me to leave?
*Dedicated to the memories of a childhood friend who committed suicide after suffering from severe post-traumatic stress when he lost his job in the times of recession. May his soul rest in peace.
*Warning- The subject material is serious, the lyrics dark, and language very coarse. If you are looking for something more sugary, steer away.
Here it goes:-
Remember when you told me how's the world so cool?
And how everybody's in it to win and rule
And then the way you'd always point at me and say-
"Don't worry kid, someday you'll have your day"
Remember the time you thought I was sun & moon?
And now, to you I am just another fucking loon
Just what makes you think I got you down?
Is it coz I ain't an ass-kisser in a fancy gown?
Remember the time I played, and you clapped & cheered?
And now you crush my heart when you say I'm weird
Which brings me down to asking you this thing-
If you didn't want me, what made you wear a fucking ring?
And give me, of all things, my fucked-up life
Which is full of this trash, unending strife
My mother's gone, and so's your wife
And your words cut in like a knife
You are left without a companion, I get you are bitter
But look across the table; I ain't no better
You leave with your friends, for times that are sweeter
And leave to me rut in this screwed-up gutter!
And I meet two-faced people who always say-
"Oh, don't worry, kid, you'll still have your day"
To all those oily bitches who wish me luck
All I wanna say to them is - "Fuckitty-fuck!"
I don't wanna your luck, your false sympathy!
You slimy-faced buggers! You're shit! You're naathin'!
I just wanna live my life, is it so tough?
To just let me live for once- free and rough?
Or you wanna me to dress in a coat and gown?
So that you hold your head high in the town?
And when the sun finally goes sinking down
I look in the mirror; all I see is a fucking clown
What makes you think amounts to success?
Is it money in the banks, life lived to excess?
What about how I want to live?
Or is it that, like mommy, you wanna me to leave?
*Dedicated to the memories of a childhood friend who committed suicide after suffering from severe post-traumatic stress when he lost his job in the times of recession. May his soul rest in peace.
A traveler's account of the tribals living in Odisha: The magic of Slow-motion photography in Odisha
In a matter of days, the time had come for me to summon a sporting spirit, take time off my packed schedule, dust my bike, and embark on a long road-trip to one of the remotest and most isolated villages in Odisha, sitting squarely on the Dhenkanal-Keonjhar border. The following travelogue is an account of my journey to this village and, miraculously, back.
Our journey had started in the wee hours of the morning, so that we could escape the glaring rays of the Sun. And yet, by the time we reached this restaurant, we were sweaty as a set of balls. And this was our breakfast: Oily and hollow as Mallya.
Baraa, one of the breakfast dishes in Odisha |
Gulgula, one of the breakfast dishes in Odisha |
Remember the story of a restaurant-owner who, when asked why there's a dead fly in the curry, had said- "the fly is for free"?
From the place I come from, if you go around in a car of this color, you better be a taxi-driver.
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This man clearly loves his munchies and his nature together.
Funny people in Odisha |
Vast expanse of cool, inviting water. Now I know why the films of the "pre-air-conditioner" era had heroines, whose most preferred idea of suicide was flinging themselves off a bridge.
latest pictures of rivers in Odisha |
latest pictures of rivers in Odisha |
And in stark contrast to the above picture, there's this white-hot road, that looks good enough to melt anytime. Just looking at it hurts my innards.
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This is me making my love for the Sun obvious. Screw Harry Potter; I have a much brighter bolt at the tip of my wand.
Latest Summer pictures of Odisha: Why is summer so hot in Odisha? |
The outskirts of my friend's village. My mind was laced with nostalgic whiffs from childhood...
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Latest pictures of tribals in Odisha |
Here's the tent where the hosts would be serving the guests lunch- which was piping hot rice and boiling hot daal. When I dipped my finger in the porridge, I could feel the skin on my fingers peeling off.
Latest pictures of tribals in Odisha |
Latest pictures of tribals in Odisha |
What was the last time you had seen a road THIS red? It was as if somebody had sprinkled "Everest ka teekha laal" all over the road.
latest pictures of villages and village roads in Odisha |
latest pictures of village huts in Odisha |
Latest pictures of village roads in Odisha |
This valley came as a blessing. Not only it gave a smooth ride to our asses- which were by now purple with all the humps- but also informed us that post-industrial human civilization has indeed touched this village.
latest pictures of valleys in Odisha |
What was the last time you had water from one of these?
latest pictures of village utensils in Odisha: Indian Lota |
latest pictures of village huts in Odisha |
House of the groom. Quite serene, isn't it? Just the calm before the storm.
latest pictures of village huts in Odisha |
Here we are- riding down to the storm-maker's, err... I mean, the bride's place.
latest pictures of forests in Odisha |
Just check out the rich foliage. Leaves of millions of colors and hues.
latest pictures of rich forest life in Odisha |
Latest pictures of forest life of Odisha |
And here we are- finally. The bride's place. The festivities had already begun by the time we made our presence felt.
Latest pictures of village huts in Odisha |
latest pictures of village shops in Odisha |
They don't have sweet-shops here. And they don't have 24*7 electricity as well. What they do have, though, is an unshakable belief in the evil eye, so everything edible is packed and delivered in black polythene here.
latest pictures of superstitions and black magic in India |
Shuddh Desi Oil, this.
latest pictures of village grocery shops in Odisha |
And this is their idea of a pub. An abandoned building that used to be a school sometime back, but then in a village rife with Maoist activity, you are lucky to find a building with its roof on.
latest pictures of village schools in Odisha |
This is what happens when you provide incomplete instruction- you let in lots of loop-holes. You read '24-hour ATM' written on the board?
latest pictures of ATMS in villages of Odisha |
When I was riding back, I decided to get the 'Haze Feature' of my camera on and see what I manage to capture- and what I got were some incredible pictures; pictures that could rival Modern Art any day. I would request you to kindly zoom all the pictures from here till the end and watch them in the 'Full Screen Mode' or the 'Slideshow Mode'. You will be blown away.
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Slow-motion photography in Odisha |
Hope you guys had fun! Have a nice day!
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